Sternocleidomastoid

This has got to be one of the most annoying muscles in my body.

I must have slept funny on Friday night, because I spent the bulk of the weekend (during which I drove over to the next state and back) trying to not move my neck, too much.

Now, the rhomboids on that side have joined in the protest, and I can feel myself turning into a knotty, cranky mess.

Where's a hot stone massage when you need one?